500 'friends' later, a social life is born
I used to go to school, I used to "have a life," I used to be a contributing member of this dull, lifeless place you fools call society.
Then I discovered Facebook.
When I signed up a year ago, I felt offended to have my entire being reduced to a list of personal information that would fit on a sheet of paper. But then I thought about it, and the truth came to me.
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