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Avoid eye contact to practice anti-social behavior

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I was in the grocery store the other day when I felt a tap on my shoulder. Before I could turn around, I heard “I saw your buddy in Park Rapids the other day.” I turned around and there was a distinguished looking gentlemen in a very nice cowboy hat. His face was familiar, but I didn’t know him. “What buddy is that?” I asked (I have hundreds of buddies in Park Rapids). He took a good look at me and said, “Oh, I’m sorry, you’re not who I thought you were.

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