A barrel of tar, a piano and a motorcycle
Imagine a "modern" painting. The painting shows three objects: a barrel of tar, a black piano and an old motorcycle. If you saw this painting you'd say, "What the heck is this? This has no connection whatsoever with reality. It's meaningless. Where do these artists get their ideas -- from outer space; you call this art?" That's what I would say.
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