The danger of acting like a duck
Last week, a wood duck whooshed through the yard at forty miles-per-hour and wove through the thick woods without hitting a tree.
One of the latest extreme human sports is wing-suiting, where idiots with nothing better to do jump off a cliff wearing an outfit that makes them float like a flying squirrel.
As they fall towards the base of the cliff, their goal is to catch some air and swoop between the trees down the side of the mountain. Just like a wood duck.
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