Down with technology!
My latest vehicle, unlike the primitive previous one, is loaded with technological gadgets that make your life easier.
For instance, if I scream out a song title at the rear-view mirror, the computer will start playing one of the five-thousand songs on my iPod. It never gets the right one, but sometimes it gets pretty close.
Then I can holler who I want to call and the car will shut off the stereo, hook up to the phone in my pocket and dial approximately the person I said.
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