A dummy at your wedding
Don't tell me I'm the only guy who ever had to go to a wedding he wanted very much to avoid. You know, some beautiful Saturday afternoon in the summer when the fresh air and warm sunshine were calling you for golf, fishing or some other relaxation. But there is some bride or groom your kids know but you don't and you, as the parents of your kids, get invited to this near-stranger's wedding.
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