Eric Bergeson column: Sleeping in an open field? Grandfather was a connoisseur of naps
As a life-long napper, I have become connoisseur of naps. Naps come in different shapes, sizes and depths. All nap types have their place, but some naps are more rewarding than others.
I learned the art of napping from my grandfather, an polished napping virtuoso. Just to give you an idea: Grandpa could-and did-nap on a plowed field.
Many times uninitiated people came running up to the office: "Melvin's dead! Melvin's dead!"
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