Eric Bergeson: Those Lutherans can really put on a spread
Last week, I spoke to a women’s gathering at an area Lutheran church. I arrived good and hungry because those Lutherans can really put on a spread.
But when I read the program at my place setting, my heart sank. After the welcome, the devotional and the special music, it said there would be a “salad luncheon.”
Salad? For supper? Isn’t there some verse in Leviticus which declares salad for supper an abomination, a crime against nature?
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