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Fifty new New Year's resolutions for 2009

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Everybody talks about making New Year's Resolutions, but very few ever make any. I offered 50 for you to pick 10 last year. You only picked three: Never park a semi on a frozen lake, vote, and don't go to bed with somebody whose name you cannot remember (well most of you picked the last one). And there's one none of you did -- run for president (except Dennis Kucinich -- I think he reads this column). So, today I'll offer 50 more for your choosing. Only one was suggested last year.

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