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Foiled again: The horror of finding what was never meant to be found

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My column is due in less than 24 hours and I've spent eight of the last 12 looking for several DVDs I rented and need to be returned. I haven't found any of them.

It started as an act of teenage rebellion, which, in retrospect, was pretty weak to begin with. One night, I ran to the Central Market movie rental and picked out three of the most gruesome, carnal, senselessly horrific movies I could find. I intended to watch them on my laptop in the shadowy recesses of my bedroom.

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