Future generation shows how life changes
The kids are not all right. Not mine, anyway.
A few short days ago -- when it was my friends giving birth to all the mutilated children, I had great faith in the future of mankind. But not now, not since my wife gave birth, not since Ernie -- my horribly mutilated son -- came into my life.
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