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Goeun Park: Castaway Club week has spiritual impact

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“Are you there God? It’s me, Goeun. I think I’m going to die. I know I say that about three times a day, but I’m pretty convinced this time.

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“I just sneezed half my weight in snot and my throat tastes like the bubonic plague. I’m sorry if I infected any innocent children with my germy hands — I didn’t mean to. Thank you for understanding.”

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