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I can't get this package open

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I bought a ham salad sandwich just this noon that was wrapped in a cellophane package. The cellophane was folded so that the price label sealed the whole package. I pulled on the wrapper to unwrap it. Couldn't get it open. I tried to gnaw the tiniest beginning to rip the package open. Teeth too dull. Besides, as my then four year old granddaughter, Maya, once scolded me, "grandpa, teeth are not tools." Still couldn't get it open.

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