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Life is not like the Olympics, it's more like baseball

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The Olympics make me nervous. Most of the events are designed for heartbreak. 

Those poor kids leave home, practice for years, live like monks, win the months of qualifying rounds -- only to have somebody from the French Antilles step on their shoelace in the 5,000 meter race and ruin it all. 

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