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Life without bacon isn't living at all

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At the risk of causing a Muslim terrorist attack on my international writing headquarters (at an undisclosed North American location), I'm going to write about bacon today. Let me make it clear that I'm offering no apologies for what I'm about to say. This article will not be shown on film and will not appear on YouTube. Relax fellas, no offense intended.

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