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Lynn Hummel: Ordering the Chicken Impressionist

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The other night we went for a bite to eat and found a “chicken impressionist” sandwich on the menu. We asked our waitress what a chicken impressionist was, thinking it could be a pigeon doing an impression of a chicken. She said she didn’t know, but she would check in the kitchen. When she came back, she said the kitchen didn’t know either. Would you order a mysterious chicken impressionist sandwich if there was a no-mystery burger on the menu?

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