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A new approach: The Dept. of Panic

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It was another one of those things that just happened overnight. Given the circumstances and the timing, it should not have come as a surprise to anyone except that it was so sudden: our government, recognizing that we are in a state of panic, created a Department of Panic to get a grip on the situation and control the spreading panic. The president named a cabinet level officer, the Secretary of Panic, to head the department.

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