The (not so) exciting life of Bernice
Most know her as Bernice. Some know her simply as Cat. Kitty, Fluffernutter, Fatty, Fatso or Fat Cat are some of the names she is known by. I know her as Stormin' Normin.
My cat Bernice is a very interesting creature. Sometimes I really wonder what she's up to. She's either running into walls, frolicking all over our furniture, running around like crazy, biting people or acting semi-normal.
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