Nothing happens as expected in 'Northwest'
You never really intended to get involved.
You know how it goes, though. Whatever it was, you were just going to mind your business. You were staying out of the whole thing. You had other, better missions you wanted to accomplish, and you were going to do that -- just that -- but one thing led to another to another, and pretty soon, you were up to your hairline in something you never asked for.
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