Pacifiers, wheelbarrows and fish hooks
The other day in church I looked over at a baby boy who was as happy and well behaved as any little boy in church can possibly be. What was the secret? There was no secret -- the answer was obvious. The little guy had a pacifier or "nookie" in his mouth and was sucking and slurping with joy and contentment. He probably thought he had the real thing. And I said to myself, "what a brilliant invention that nookie was -- why didn't I think of that myself?"
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