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Pet Franklin: Easy to love, hard to cuddle

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My father has a genuine pedigreed pet rock. It comes from a long line of famous rocks. Its ancestors are found among the rubble of the pyramids and the Great Wall of China.

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Dad never named him, but let's assume his name is Franklin.

Franklin has been with my dad for about 40 years now. Franklin has been extremely faithful and obedient throughout the years.

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