Pet Franklin: Easy to love, hard to cuddle
My father has a genuine pedigreed pet rock. It comes from a long line of famous rocks. Its ancestors are found among the rubble of the pyramids and the Great Wall of China.
Dad never named him, but let's assume his name is Franklin.
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