Pony Express: 'More chances than your first wife'
Remember when the Tereyton cigarette people ran those ads (not allowed anymore) with the slogan "Us Tereyton smokers would rather fight than switch." Along with the slogan was a photo of a smoker with a cigarette and a shiny black eye on his or her face. The ad was almost as glamorous as the Marlboro Man. If you're too young to remember those ads, you don't know what you missed.
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