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"He's probably pumping gas somewhere," I heard somebody say the other day in a disparaging tone about a former classmate whose prospects for success apparently weren't bright.

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Except, the classmate is probably not pumping gas. The job no longer exists. Over the years, the gas station industry conned the entire nation into pumping its own gas.

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