Purple pride lost on eye-opening experiences
I recently discovered -- beyond even an inkling of a shadow of a glimmer of a sliver of a doubt -- that there is something out there bigger than me -- bigger than you! Bigger even than me on your shoulders.
And that, dear reader, is the Metrodome.
My parents and Montana and I were ridiculously fortunate (insert subtle eye roll here) to be present at the Vikings-Falcons game of two Sundays ago. Bizarrely enough, it was an eye-opening experience.
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