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A slip in fake blood sparks 'sanguine' topic

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The other afternoon, I slipped and fell. This, in itself, is not a rare occurrence for me: I slip and fall often. I'm also quite accustomed to tripping, walking into doorframes, banging my hips on jutting countertops and veering into people as I attempt to walk beside them.

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Naturally, these incidents only happen when I'm near people who will definitely notice and certainly comment.

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