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Sorting through the fallout of Valentine's Day

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We are a country that loves its holidays.

There are the Category 1 holidays like Christmas and Hanukkah. There are those in Category 2, perhaps more accurately called occasions, such as Halloween and St. Patrick's Day.

And then there's Category 3. Category 3 has birthdays, anniversaries and ... The Day of Ultimate Female Dominance Requiring Great Navigational Skill Based Upon Keen Insight and Prudent Judgment by Males in a Relationship, otherwise known as Valentine's Day.

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