That sound of the social fabric ripping is a little bit funny
Washington, D.C. -- President Barack Obama has officially declared today, this July 11, 2011, a National Day of Laughter.
The proclamation comes in a time in desperate need of good cheer. The United States government is ideologically stretched to its breaking point, and teetering on economic collapse.
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