Thanks, oil god: An open letter to BP executive Tony Hayward
Dear Tony Hayward, C.E.O. (Chief Environmental Obstacle) British Petroleum,
I am writing to let you know of a few observations I made regarding your reputation, while on a recent (and illuminating) scuba dive in the Gulf of Mexico.
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