Trust me on this: Missing ballots were found during ditch clean-up
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am pleased to declare Norm Coleman as Minnesota's next Senator. Think I'm kidding? Think again.
A couple of weeks ago, I was helping clean my dad's adopted section of ditch, getting frustrated that I was finding only the usual litter -- waterlogged tabloid covers, capped plastic pop bottles that I didn't intend to open, and dirty VHS tapes that had now become muddy as well -- when my eyes were drawn to something in the tall grass. It was a cardboard box.
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