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Captain: Are you ready, kids?

Kids: Aye-aye, Captain.

Captain: I can't hear you ...

Kids: Aye-aye, Captain!

Captain: Oh! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

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Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: If nautical nonsense is something you wish ...

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

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