Why aren't you on Facebook?
I got a call from Higgins, my high school classmate.
"Hummel, the only reason I'm calling you is that you're not on Facebook."
"No, I guess not. But here I am -- what's the message?"
"My wife just left me, so I'm putting together a list of old friends and classmates so we can keep in touch and exchange pictures and news. I want everybody to get on Facebook so we can have our own clique."