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Girl identified who died in apparent drowning in central Minnesota
From an A to 'Incomplete': How N.D., Minn. political leaders grade Trump's first 100 days
Where to go from here?: School board work session yields ideas, more work
AgweekTV: Bargain bull
Tiptoeing through a minefield: New border tax would affect Minnesota businesses
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Lakers pick up big section sweep at home
Lakers fall to defending section champs
Haire impresses at UMC spring game
Smith selected to NCAA Regionals
Lakers move up to No. 8 in Class AAA
Column: The American Revolution's big winners, big losers
Turning back the pages
She gave 'er a good run...: Firehose used to fight 1914 fire finds new home at Becker County Museum
It's National Stress Awareness Month: Take some time to unwind
LCRC, Kinship adopt a highway: 'Kick Off Cleanup' held on Earth Day
Friends & Neighbors
Perham's Papacito's permeates Detroit Lakes
'It was time to pass the baton': Dean's Country Market in Perham, NY Mills sold to Central Market owners
MN gas prices down since last week
SJE-Rhombus receives chapter 2017 ESOP Company of the Year award
‘It was time to pass the baton’: Dean’s Country Market in Perham, NY Mills sold to Central Market owners
Styx to take stage at Shooting Star May 5
Rosanne Cash coming to Holmes Theatre May 5
Canine lovers, take note: National Puppy Day is almost here
A night dressed in neon: Holmes Theatre's Motion fundraiser to feature Post Traumatic Funk Syndrome
It's Shakespeare... with an apocalyptic twist: Detroit Lakes High School's spring play views British history through a zombie-infested lens
Janice L. Herman
Neil Daniel "Peel" Englund
Edward DaWaine Sawyer
Letter: Trump's extra security costs: Maybe he's worth it?
Letter: Where do our federal tax dollars go?
Lynn Hummel column: The spirit of Johnny Appleseed
Paula Quam column: A humble hello, a heavy-hearted goodbye
Letter: War with North Korea would be a big mistake
Column: Whistling past the graveyard--wood ducks make big comeback
Brad Laabs column: Enjoy hunting panfish until 'fishing opener' May 12
Brad Laabs column: Ice is gone, get ready to launch your boat
Outdoors column: Wild turkeys are a Minnesota success story
Blane Klemek column: Little bird that could: the northern saw-whet owl
Consume those leafy greens for a healthy body
You've gotta have faith: Christian filmmakers start up business, teaching academy in rural Audubon
My Christmas in Denmark: Different traditions, same feel
Late arrival for New Year's baby: First birth of 2017 at Essentia Health-St. Mary's is Azyloh Roberts
DLHS named 'Safe Sports School'
Pine to Palm
May 31, 2008
Kitzmann column: Not so speedy speedboat quickly becomes lawn ornament rather than entertainment
One fine day last week, after arriving home from a week at my grandparents' house, I, after looking out at the lake to enjoy the scenery, noticed that our boat had been put on the boatlift. Funny thing is, our boat, a 70 horsepower red speedboat, hadn't been working properly for...
May 31, 2008 - 12:00am
May 24, 2008
Nathan Kitzmann column: Death in family brings family, memories together
The Kitzmann side of my family recently experienced a loss in the form of my great-uncle Richard, who died at the age of 80. He happened to be my grandpa Kitzmann's brother, and one of my dad's favorite uncles. People loved Uncle Rich for his great sense of humor, love of life and...
May 24, 2008 - 12:00am
May 17, 2008
Kitzmann column: Spring cleaning not top priority
I was not in very high spirits when I woke up last Monday morning. Why should I have been? The glaciers are melting, gas is projected to cost $5 a gallon by the end of the summer (ironically, about when I will be getting my driver's license), and soon, very soon, our national debt...
May 17, 2008 - 12:00am
May 11, 2008
Kitzmann column: Family tradition proves to be icy experience; one videotaped for future embarrassment
Like every family, mine has its share of long-standing traditions, most of which fly in the face of common sense and logical reasoning. However, it has been my experience that the Kitzmann rituals usually seem to involve more bodily discomfort than those of other, more typical...
May 11, 2008 - 12:00am
May 5, 2008
Kitzmann column: Meshing two loves: Computers, books
As you may have gathered, I am an avid reader as well as a confirmed computer connoisseur. Books and computers serve different purposes in my life, but I can't say that I prefer one over the other. Reading a book is better for you and has more long-term personal benefit than using...
May 5, 2008 - 12:00am
April 26, 2008
Kitzmann column: Author sheds light on dying saying goodbye
With spring here (theoretically anyway) schoolwork has been getting rather tiresome, so when my mother asked me last Tuesday if I would be interested in witnessing a forensic pathologist, Dr. Janis Amatuzio, talk about her profession, I happily said yes. It was only after I agreed...
April 26, 2008 - 12:00am
April 20, 2008
KItzmann column: Political advice from a 15-year-old: Be informed
It may have occurred to you that I have not yet written very much about politics. This was intentional, as I don't personally believe that anybody in his right mind would take political advice from a 15-year-old. However, the presidential race, especially within the Democratic...
April 20, 2008 - 12:00am
April 14, 2008
Kitzmann Column: Trusting your barber: The death defying act of getting a haircut
Not long ago -- about 10 days I would imagine -- I finally succumbed to my mother's wishes and received a haircut. And though I generally avoid the idea of people attacking a part of me (even if it is just my hair) with scissors, it had lately occurred to me that my Freak Flag was...
April 14, 2008 - 12:00am
April 6, 2008
Kitzmann column: Summer plans change as spring comes to life
Just the other day, seeing that it was sunny and sensing that my dog was getting restless and in need of exercise, I decided to take a walk. I checked the temperature to determine how many layers I would need to be wearing, decided on two, and flung a light jacket over my T-shirt....
April 6, 2008 - 12:00am
March 30, 2008
It's orange juice, my dear Watson, orange juice indeed
It's been a slow week at the Kitzmann household. This lull in action means, of course, that I have nothing new to write about. Knowing that my column was soon due, I frantically searched my archives for something, anything, which I felt would pass for a column. What I found...
March 30, 2008 - 12:00am
March 24, 2008
Egg bake, pancakes: Time for Easter breakfast
When this column finally gets published and is in your hands, it will be Easter Sunday. Children will be frantically searching for elusive eggs, parents will be cheerily cooking all manner of Easter fare, and I will be in my church flipping pancakes. Allow me to explain. It's been...
March 24, 2008 - 12:00am
March 17, 2008
Nathan Kitzmann column: No Scout badge earned for candy bar sales
In spite of the fact that I hadn't been an active member of the troop for quite some time, I was recently asked to participate in the Boys Scout Troop's annual fund-raiser, a turkey dinner. Simply put, I had in recent days been a terrible Scout -- not showing up for meetings, not...
March 17, 2008 - 12:00am
March 9, 2008
Traveling back in time with the help of literature
Dear Mr. E, I am writing to tell you of a most disturbing and peculiar thing that happened to me last week. I realize that being a police officer, I should expect the unusual, but in all of my years in the force I have never seen anything quite like the incident that I am about...
March 9, 2008 - 12:00am
February 24, 2008
Nathan Kitzmann column: Family pet Oscar II's death is a bittersweet passing
Last Monday, I came home from town quite tired, but still mildly cheerful, for I did not yet know that one of my last surviving aquarium fish, an Oscar named "Oscar" (don't ask where I found the name) had left this earth. I ate supper, watched an episode of "The Waltons," changed...
February 24, 2008 - 12:00am
February 18, 2008
Nathan Kitzmann column: Help support the Boy's and Girl's Club -- buy from the Thrift Store
Not long ago, the Detroit Lakes Tribune published an article concerning the growth and recent successes of Detroit Lakes' Boys and Girls Club. My mother and two of my brothers visited the facility recently and came back with the report that our local Boys and Girls club has, indeed,...
February 18, 2008 - 12:00am